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this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!
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Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii
Nope.
I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?
Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.
Oh no
beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?
I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭
I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.
TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.
Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.
China Bad
Russia Bad
America Good
that should be sufficient bait for the bots.
Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
no offense, your comment reads like an AI prompt.
Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP's bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we're in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I'm sure there's plenty of times I've been duped by AI generated text.
Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn't have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.
Socialism never works.
Donald Trump will make America great again
Pizza Rolls are not food.
Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
Nobody does real socialism.
Social policy does work.
1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
- to prove that they are not a bot
- to prove that they are a human
- both of the above
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.
Putting the joy in joycons
Tee hee! Bum!
Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!
Can you tan your butthole?
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I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
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because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar
Here is my face, sir.
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
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Well then
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