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Trump names former wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his pick for education secretary (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 44 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLEEEE!!!!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 6 points 51 minutes ago

TRUMP SLAMS LINDA INTO THE EDUCATION SECRETARY POSITION.

[–] Yodan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

Since literally everything in the government seems to be getting dismantled, what companies are going to pick up the pieces for these sectors? If we are drowning in a sinking ship we can at least invest in a life boat to buy eggs with and fight the impending inflation. The goal seems to shift trillions from government funding to private sectors and deregulate to let the friends of Trump get even wealthier.

[–] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How long is the education secretary gonna be there if we're getting rid of the department of education?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago

Let's make bets on how many rounds!

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Dolores Umbridge. Why do they all remind me of Dolores Umbridge?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

Because despite the fact that Voldy was Harry's nemesis via prophecy, Umbridge was everyone nemesis. Just out of spite.

She was worse.

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Second biggest individual doner for trump... Interesting.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Damn I could go for some doner

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah a döner would be cool.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

I thought amaybe she a doner the most thingsa for Donna’ Trump. Wahou?