hOrni

joined 1 year ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 56 minutes ago

Maybe not on that, but the creatures in Palworld are sometimes a direct ripoff of Pokémon. I'm with Nintendo on this one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Experts believe that Trump was talking about the Columbia river...". No, that's not what he was talking about. He's a weird, demented, old man. He literally believes, there is a giant faucet floating somewhere over Canada.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't think there were any cracks. Most probably it was, one second there is a submersible and everything seems fine, and the next second there is no submersible. And everything is still fine because we just got rid of a few billionaires for free, and didn't even have to use a guillotine.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on the Titan? The whole point of buying a submersible in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below the sea, and you know… they can’t refuse. Because of the implication.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The same with me. But I'm 37. And in-between there were like 15 years when I thought it was crap.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

And by authority he means himself.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And a place to sleep.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This pretty accurately describes conservatives.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Tide comes in, tide comes out, You can't explain that.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

Aliens eating cats, a giant faucet that would solve water problems. He's watching cartoons from the early nineties and thinks that's reality.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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