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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 42 minutes ago

I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 5 points 5 hours ago

Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

He's not going to wipe himself.

[–] islands@lemmy.cafe 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Isn't that what they used to say about Trump?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 91 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 11 hours ago

This needs to be an article series.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.

The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]

[–] avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 9 hours ago

This is Trump we are talking about, so musk's title is probably more like "Presidential diaper changer".

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

National Fecal policy

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 29 points 16 hours ago

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Orangetard has enough shit in his pants he doesn't need anymore

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Nice. The spelling mistake makes it look like Trump soils pants just before donating them.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 6 points 16 hours ago

And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

  • Trump had someone
  • he probably handled classified shit (heh)
  • either Trump tried to have him killed or he went to jail.

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".