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submitted 18 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?