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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)
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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

  • Trump had someone
  • he probably handled classified shit (heh)
  • either Trump tried to have him killed or he went to jail.

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?