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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

He's not going to wipe himself.