There Was An Attempt

Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

It's also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren't dating, and she's currently pregnant with another man's baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.

You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like "Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?"

Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

Barber: got you fam

Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

They are both fucking weird looking

TbF I also haven't heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it's a pretty good smile.

Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt

how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

go to a damn barber

hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

that's the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn't look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid

That's some reeeal old money phrenology.

...you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.

So she's greedy and has no self-respect. Good to know.

Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.

This picture is actually one of the better ones of him.

They look like terrible plastic caricatures of humanity

My first question is: What the fuck is your hair?

Wasn’t she in Total Recall?

Silly girl thought he was a lowly multi billionaire

Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I'd be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.

God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring...

Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I'd probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.

Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.