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There Was An Attempt
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how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair
go to a damn barber
hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better
You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
But that hair tho
If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
Honestly he'd probably look better if he just shaved.
It's also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair
maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he's hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn't a rat tail in back.