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[–] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 157 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you do, fellow gays

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I will always upvote a 30 Rock Reference

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I will always upvote an upvote, fellow upvoter.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I will never downvote a non-downvoter of upvotes, fellow fellow.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 115 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee

Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

Turns out they're legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago

i'm gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!

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[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 4 months ago

Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

At least all the text is actual words.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Someone hasn't been keeping up with diffusion news.

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[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 59 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I contest the use of derogatory "small dick energy" memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

hating on small dicks is transphobic tbqh

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 17 points 4 months ago

Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It's not about the meat, it's about the spirit that drives it.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I see something packaged like this, I expect it to be really fruity, not just vodka and lime.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago

As always, Trump's people manage to outdo everyone.

"Anti-woke" water is a thing, and it doesn't need no stinking vodka to make people stupid.

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/opinion/drink-this-water-or-move-to-canada-maga-s-new-anti-woke-water-is-the/article_fabc9ea4-2d9b-11ef-a25a-fff66ad841a9.html

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.

4% is rookie numbers.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I couldn’t walk straight after one.

Phrasing.

For several reasons.

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[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 4 months ago

vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.

well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man.... If I wasn't already a recovering alcoholic this would shove me into sobriety so hard

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Congratulations

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 months ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This box gives hello my fellow zoomers

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

small d**k energy

Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 25 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"They're putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!"

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

It’s called June and all companies do it

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wouldn't even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.

[–] bouldering_barista@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

OMG they're really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what's their website where they take orders??

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[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

welp after green washing now we have gay washing

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, this isn't an AI pic? I guess it still could be. https://gaywater.com/

[–] Berin@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

opening that site gave me 10 points psychic damage

[–] nick@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago
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[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.de 8 points 4 months ago

How many simp bucks for a pack?

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