HonkTonkWoman

joined 1 year ago
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Digital Cat Buttholes. It’s not a musical controversy worth discussing if it doesn’t involve digitally animated cat buttholes.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is laughing at this lil dust up.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don’t want to send up a flare unnecessarily, but I used to see that patterning on machines with dead logic boards.

My last 17” MBP did that shortly before the board died completely & left me s.o.l. If you’re still under warranty or AC, maybe worth getting it checked?

I am not certain if this would be an issue with M-Series machines. If anyone knows for sure, I’d appreciate any info.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure where this shot was taken but…

A lil further south, you can find similar views, overlooking Washington & Jefferson National Forest, from Lovers’ Leap & 12 O’Clock Knob.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn’t either, but it’s apparently a boating term that means to raise the bow of the boat by adjusting the boats trim.

I guess this can also be done by overloading the rear of the boat? I know some boats have bladders on either side of the rear of the boat, called ballasts, that do this.

This is from a comment on this cartoon, in the farside archive:

"Trim is simply the running angle of the boat as it makes way in the water; when we adjust the trim, we raise or lower the bow (the front of the boat)."

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't care if Tuesday's fucking ugly

and Wednesday’s worse

Thursday, Friday, no remorse

Monday we’ll all fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday, realize we all smell like farts

Oh, Thursday doesn't even start…

It’s Friday, I’m ~~in love~~ still fucking glad I voted

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee to c/pics@lemmy.world
 

Eurima Niccipe, aka Sleepy Orange, coming into land on a flowering butterfly bush, while releasing its proboscis to feed.

Gallery Here.

 

Gallery.

Love these friends, their armor plating looks so cool!

 

Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee to c/pics@lemmy.world
 

First Eastern Black Swallowtail of the season. Eastern Black Swallowtails are all females. They sport an alternate coloration from the yellow & black Eastern Tiger Swallowtails.

This black coloration is not considered ideal for mating chances, but it does help these ladies live longer & avoid predators.

Gallery Here

 

Taken at Reynolda Gardens in Winston Salem, NC

 

Rest in Chaos Mark

 

Baby deer caught in my backyard. Yes, she escaped safely & reunited with mom a few minutes after they were taken.

 

Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks.

Happy Memorial Day!

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee to c/mycology@mander.xyz
 

It’s gurgling up outta the ground in my backyard. Rural NC, Piedmont area.

Close Up

 

Eclipse 2024.

 
 

Found a Luna Mouth in my backyard. Luna Moth

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