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Fight on French train involving axe and samurai sword leaves 4 students wounded, including one victim with hand cut off (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 1 week ago by StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of the victims - all aged 16 or 17 - had a hand cut off and another had their skull split open.

All the wounded people were brought to hospital and none were in danger for their life, the source added.

That seems very lucky. Damn.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a minor skull split

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I guess they are not joking when they say that the human body can be surprisingly resilient

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dang. Idk, until full recovery, I wouldn't classify a "skull split open" to be "not in danger for their life" 💀

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!