Dasnap

The children yearn for the fields.

Break her kneecaps.

While also setting up the sturdiest traps humanity has ever seen. They didn't get set off once in thousands of years.

They literally have a 'cease to exist' pit.

Guy actually went and gentrified Silent Hill.

Also the fact that he rarely breaks character, even when the mark is asking if he's fake. Most of the time, if he stays with it, they just start to believe him again. He's that dedicated to wasting their time.

Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher's gash will do that to you.

My wife hates the winter shorts I wear around the house.

There are plenty of gorilla women on Fur Affinity.

He financed that with a huge grant.

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You've got an 'S' key, so that's enough.