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[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 3 hours ago

https://animanswers.com/hedgehog-nests/

Do Hedgehogs Dig Dens to Live In?

When hedgehogs burrow, they aim to create a shelter where they can nest and sleep easily. As our spikey friends sleep for long periods, sometimes as much as 18 hours a day, they need somewhere safe to sleep without fear of predators.

However, while it will serve as their home, it will be a temporary home. Most hedgehogs only stay in their burrows for a short time before leaving. Usually, they’ll only stay in that specific burrow for a few nights before moving to find another one. 

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a portly old man.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 hour ago

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a ~~portly old man~~ scientist with a doctorate.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 38 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can't run from your problems forever Sonic.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 21 points 6 hours ago

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 44 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Man ring inflation hits hard

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 40 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't blame me, I voted for Dr Eggman.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

I'm 40 and this is funny 🤣

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

aren't most hedgehogs homeless

don't they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That got a chuckle out of me, ya bastard

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Chicken nuggets probably, because it's fast food

[–] iluminae@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Chilli dogs, actually