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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 156 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember when they did it INSIDE buildings. And cars. Schools, hospitals... if you lived through the 80's you just have the pervasive smell of tobacco registered as a prime core memory.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I use to live in Vegas as a child occasionally. We'd sometimes go to the casinos for shows and have to cross The Floor

I can still feel it on my skin decades and decades later

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I remember looking for the grocery carts with built in ashtray.

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because that tiny overhang is the only goddamn shade/rain shelter in this entire city block. People love designating "that spot over there" as the smoking spot but hate putting any sort of shelter from the elements.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot "over there" is so the smelly smoke can also stay "over there" and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go get wet fucker, I give no fucks, you chose to smoke not me.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I also give no fucks, so here we are.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

"I don't care about your comfort (and your health a little, but its your choice)"

"Well I don't care about your health(or your comfort, but its my choice), so here we are."

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I swear to god I am going to carry a fucking bucket of water from now on

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

It felt like that for me in a lot of Europe, but not America.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably because they're addicted, enjoy the high, and don't have the means or strength of character to quit.

[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or they have undiagnosed ADHD and haven't associated the effect of nicotine with their seminormality mask they can only maintain with legal stimulants.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nic + Caff + Vyvanse = Good day

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vyvanse just made me super fuckin high, maybe I don't have the ADHD after all.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah maybe you don't. I feel just focused and calm on it and able to do stuff.