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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.

Could happen to anyone.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Couldn't happen to anyone that doesn't masturbate on their lunch break.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 6 points 1 day ago

I know! Could literally happen to anyone!

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Show me someone who hasn't had a sneaky wank on their lunch break and I'll show you a liar.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

I can honestly say I have never masturbated on a lunch break.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Sure he SAID it was an accident, AFTER she reacted with outrage. Then he tried to shut her up. That's the behavior of someone who's gotten away with this behavior before, probably with women who were in a more vulnerable position. She wound up filing for sexual harassment, so this may be the tip of the iceberg for his behavior. It's what she had evidence for.

[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you record yourself pooping?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Me, for instance

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Well they made the company wide email address for something!

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Only fans live scatwork.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago

Literally lol:d. Thanks.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.

At least this guy says he made a mistake. What's your excuse?

[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's really not, no.

He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

Him using the word "anyone" implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I used the word "anyone". That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I'm sorry if you didn't find it or my later question funny.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

The attorneys desk.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

That kind of stuff gets sucked into my phone all the time