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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you not?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Me, for instance

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Well they made the company wide email address for something!