bucket list
☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.
Should I post this to software gore?
Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤
Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.
he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
It's all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them
Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.
Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source
Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.
Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU
I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it's always a guy who does these things
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?
Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I'm not in favor of it/can't speak from experience, but wouldn't it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don't actually have to do something like this first.
Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the "How can she resist a guy jerking off?" level.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
He is covid free now though!
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