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[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 34 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Do you record yourself pooping?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

[–] msage@programming.dev 7 points 13 hours ago

Me, for instance

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 6 points 16 hours ago

Well they made the company wide email address for something!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Only fans live scatwork.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 17 hours ago

Literally lol:d. Thanks.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.

At least this guy says he made a mistake. What's your excuse?

[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's really not, no.

He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

Him using the word "anyone" implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I used the word "anyone". That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I'm sorry if you didn't find it or my later question funny.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 18 hours ago

The attorneys desk.