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Image description: Professional soccer player holding up a new sports shoe. The shoe is dark beige, the base pink, then green. It looks like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added by community mod)
Pirated for Alt Text

Image description: the yaer was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

(Originally published on corteximplant.com: 2024-05-23) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: Gravestone for an English teacher that reads: Here lies (not "lays") Billee Woody Robbins Reed

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: a screenshot of the GNOME calculator. there is an error dialog over it saying "You are permanently banned from Calculator"

(Originally published earlier today on chadthundercock.com) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Little Red Riding Hood is sitting in front of a documentary camera. Someone off-camera asks, "So, you were the one who found the wolf at your grandmother's?" 2. Panel: The big bad wolf is also sitting in front of a camera sharing his side of the story. He says, "Listen, I have a thing for older broads, ok?" 3. Panel: Someone off-camera asks, "So, when you say you ATE grandma-" The big bad wolf interrupts them, "Listen, I know how to please a woman." 4. Panel: Back to Little Red Riding Hood. She crying and says, "Years of therapy... TURN OFF THE CAMERA!" 

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-05-12) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Whisper and Explosion 2 is even better. The whispers and explosions happen at the SAME TIME!
Secret Panel HERE 💥 https://tapas.io/episode/3005249

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: An electric car, 1912

(Originally published on toot.wales: 2024-03-14) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-07) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

I swear to god if you have a second phase, I'm calling the cops.
Secret Panel HERE 🩹 https://tapas.io/episode/2894856

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-29) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: Ad for Bovril. It's a painting done in creams, browns, and pale yellows. Makes me think of Spain in the evening. Shows a bottle of the product. Shows a cow with large horns, a tear running down its cheek. The caption is "Alas, my poor brother"

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-05-01) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Based on this discovery, we can surmise that this ancient civilization had absolutely no idea how to make proper pots.
Secret Panel HERE 🍯 https://tapas.io/episode/3158408

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(edgy title added by lemmy community mod)

Image description: A screenshot of suggestions for a small Rust project, which includes a basic calculator, a game engine, and an operating system.

(Originally published on wetdry.world: 2024-04-21) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: Top: Four smoking pipes are making a conference call. They ask "Hellos, is Danny Bay there?"
Bottom: Someone answers the phone and responds "Could I ask who's calling?"

(Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The vampire enters the room while the witch and the black cat (lord Nibbles) are sitting on the couch watching TV. The vampire says, "You guys, the castle is a mess!" 2. He continues, "There are rotting skulls everywhere from your stupid rituals!" 3. The witch replies, "And you said you'd clean up after your midnight snacks!" 4. A man is heavily bleeding and crawling out of the house. He says "No worries, I'll let myself out!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: An empty brown beer bottle with a label reading CYBER PUNK. Its logo is a split-in-two Terminator-style metal skull with a cluster of hops inside of it. It was photographed in the flat of Bruce Sterling and Jasmina Tesanovic in Turin, Italy. Parts of the flat are visible in the background.

(Originally published earlier today on mamot.fr) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added for lemmy by community mod

Image description: Text reads: I really miss Prince so l drew a mustache on Rihanna.
Below is a photo of an issue of Glamour Magazine with Rhianna’s face on the cover. Someone has penned a fine moustache on her.

(Originally published on aus.social: 2024-04-13) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: A graph of the number of Ks in an Ultra HD 4K TV (2018) and the original Macintosh 128K (1984). The original Macintosh obviously has more Ks than the 4K TV.

(Originally published on wetdry.world: 2024-04-11) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Well that settles it. Bad thoughts and bad sleep it is.
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 https://tapas.io/episode/2877732

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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How to send emails like pro https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5B5UjkXm/?hl=en

Image description: HOW TO SEND EMAILS: STEP 2: READ EMAIL. STEP 1: TYPE EMAIL.. 500 TIMES BEFORE SENDING. STEP 3: SEND EMAIL. STEP 4: GO TO "SENT FOLDER" AND READ MAIL AGAIN FROM THE RECEIVERS PERSPECTIVE. Comic by AMBYCOMICS

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-14) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: 4 panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas 1. Panel: A killer clown hides behind a bush. A person is coming closer. The killer clown goes, "Muahaha, my next victim!" 2. Panel: The clown jumps up from the bush is surprised that an old lady is standing in front of him: "MOM!" 3. Panel: He goes, "You turned into a killer clown? You look ridiculous!" 4. Panel: She points at another person looking up from a bush and goes, "Look at Cheryl's son! That's a good looking murderer!" The good-looking murderer from the other bush goes "'sup!"

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-28) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: A bright green Northern Emerald-Toucanet with blue face and colorful beak, looking left.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: optical illusion of two women laying belly to belly in arch formation on the beach

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-03-28) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

Image description: dark blue sky meme with the words written in white
"Thank you for
contacting the abyss
your scream is
very important to us "

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.au) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

I know you've said you don't want them on twenty times now, but I think the twenty-first time is the charm.
Secret Panel HERE 😤 https://tapas.io/episode/3136815

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.