teft

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[–] teft@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My plomeek broth brings all the boys to Pon Farr.

And they're like, you're better than Yar.

[–] teft@startrek.website 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I like He Who Remains version:

"I'll see you soon."

Would be good for a lich with a second phylactery that the party didn't know about. Or maybe the phylactery they destroyed was just a decoy.

[–] teft@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chris Judge from Stargate did the same. That dude is in a lot of video games.

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] teft@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago

You don't think people would just make stuff up on the internet do you? /s

[–] teft@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When he took those first sea snails in his apartment back in 2007, it was just a week after his honeymoon. "My wife was horrified by the by the smell; she almost kicked me out of the house… But I had to carry on," he says.

He should do everything he can to keep her if she dealt with that and stayed. Decaying shellfish is just about the worst thing to smell.

[–] teft@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did you post this in work reform?

[–] teft@startrek.website 80 points 11 months ago

[Her father] intended to run for the U.S. Senate in 1982, but his political career was permanently damaged that year when it was revealed that he had fathered two children out of wedlock during an extramarital affair with a female former student at Santa Ana College, where he had taught political science.

Guess it runs in the family.

[–] teft@startrek.website 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When you chain yourself to a turd don’t be surprised when you come up covered in shit.

[–] teft@startrek.website 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We are /c/risa. Lower your shields and surrender your memes. We will add your memelogical and shitposting distinctiveness to our own. Your memes will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[–] teft@startrek.website 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind too much. Just gonna take me a few minutes to get up to merging speed.

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