this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
498 points (95.1% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

5761 readers
486 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.

Other Communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Anticorp@lemmy.world
498
If I had the money I'd do this today (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world
22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Ain't no elementary schooler write + with a ligature

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's how I was taught to write "and" in second grade.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Really? Weird but cool

[–] Zekas@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That happens all the time to me because I fail to raise the pen off the paper.

[–] kcuf@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My dad did that so I copied him starting back in elementary school

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who said they were an elementary student?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You really can't tell?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Emma has shit figured out

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Emma writes like an adult.

[–] teft@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago

You don't think people would just make stuff up on the internet do you? /s

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

But they even threw in a typo or two! What more do you want?!

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

agreed very wise for her age can't wait to share this with my petanque group

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where is this petanque group? And how do I pay my dues to join?

I mean... not really. I'm basically a hermit who loves the game. But this is the first time in like 30 years online that I have seen someone even mention petanque "in the wild".

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah I never played seriously. I just remember the old folks where I grew up would, so I associate it with pensioners. I enjoyed playing a bit -- very poorly I might add.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is my experience as well. Grandpa would say "I play religiously - That means every Sunday, and a bit drunk on wine"

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

School is where you learn to become an adult

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Emma thinks it will take her 100 years to be sick of everyone's shit? I give her 3 years at best.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was sick of people's shit the day I was conceived.

Edit: maybe sooner...

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Emma's going places...Sigh...

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bahamas, hopefully.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She had me up till fish tacos...[shudder]

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nu uh, my man. We love our lesbian sisters!