goldteeth

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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago

I hear he eats televisions for breakfast. Drives around in an old pickup truck at 70 miles an hour knocking radio antennas off the side of the road with a baseball bat. You know, probably.

Also, the usual litany of opposes net neutrality, loves the bold new direction Twitter has been taking, hates any form of disinformation oversight and also apparently hates fiberoptic cables(?!) and thinks it would be great if social media stopped censoring his people and started censoring those other people already. Those ones were real.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah, I mean, not really, if I'm honest.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

My man Hemmer sure could.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Both are still showing up full price for me, if that helps.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

...Think it's too late to get a refund?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

something-something Núma Númenor

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weirdly, season 4 of both Fringe and Eureka have a portion of the main cast shunted into an altered timeline and having to reconcile their original memories with their "new" histories, to varying degrees of success.

Travelers kinda inverts the premise in its second season, where a bunch of time travellers sent back to fix the past start seeing their superior foreknowledge slowly rendered useless by the fact that their mission is actually succeeding in changing the future.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Obligatory addendum that as a creation of Victor Frankenstein, calling the monster "a Frankenstein" is no more inaccurate than calling Starry Night "a Van Gogh," or a 2003 Aztek "a Pontiac."

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

...Let them fight, I guess?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Man, I don't give a shit about the imminent sociopolitical and economic hellscape. I got numb to that six months into his first term. But I am very likely going to be suffering through the slow-motion environmental catastrophe this inarticulate slug is about to cause for the rest of my life. If the Department of Heteronormativity Enforcement comes a-knocking 'cause they found out I watched Thor: Ragnarok and Brendan Fraser's The Mummy in the same weekend, at least I know where my claw hammer is, but I don't have high hopes for restarting the gulf stream by throwing a brick through it.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(alec baldwin's character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Man, what a long week, huh?"

"Lemon, it's Tuesday."

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