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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Metal. A lot of people kinda freak out when they hear you like metal of any kind. And not in a good way.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Idk, it's been a looong time since I listened to his show, but I always got the impression that a good performance there just meant smoking a bowl and telling some crude jokes... I think she'll come across as presidential, which is exactly what that audience doesn't want

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, I'd totally believe that night city isn't in compliance with their own manhole safety code

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure he fully grasps the concept of his own mortality

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago

They should try telling their franchisees that...

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 156 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Damn, he was almost close to making a valid comment about how wildly overpriced funerals are today, then instead went full bore into super racism

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yikes. We're all thinking about how covid disproportionately affects the elderly, but it also disproportionately affects people who live in denser population centers.

I don't like talking about pandemics in terms of which political party they help, but I guess the dems may have been hit harder in the end...

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Rachel sounds like a fun hang. Kinda like a reverse Karen.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, looked it up just now; apparently the US is only #15, after a bunch of Pacific islands, and a couple others

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Stupid people think they're both caused solely by laziness

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's all a truly random selection, which I believe it was, then half of all people would cease to exist, leaving half of their gut biomes behind, still alive (albeit briefly). I guess the end result would be the snapped people leaving behind a mist of gross intestinal bacteria which would itself mostly die out without a host. Meaning much more than half of all gut biome bacteria would be killed as a result.

Of course it would make more sense to consider a person and their gut flora as one being, but the joke is about how stupid the initial conception of Thanos' plan is, not creating an academically rigorous argument.

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