Teknevra

Percy: breathes

Annabeth: that’s not what ATHENA would do

Me: girl, he just tryna EAT a blue pancake, chill

poseidon: your kid is annoying

zeus: at least mine didn’t blow up a volcano

hades: bro NONE of u pay child support

Also Annabeth: stares at a Starbucks 'This'll do.'"

So I've been thinking..… a lot of fandoms have those cursed meme subs, like:

r/okbudsychicanery (Better Call Saul),

r/okbuddyfresca (The Boys),

r/okbuddyrosalyn (Calvin and Hobbes),

r/okbuddyretard,

etc.

They’re just chaotic, low-effort, surreal meme dumps, and honestly kind of hilarious.

My question is:

Should we have one for the Riordanverse?

It could be called something like:

okbuddyriordan

okbuddycamp

okbuddyichor

okbuddyquest

okbuddygodcomplex

okbuddymythwreck

okbuddycamp

okbuddyheir

okbuddydemigoon

okbuddyoracle

okbuddymist

okbuddydust

okbuddydivinelycursed

okbuddymythos

okbuddyeldritch

(idk I’m just throwing things at the wall)

It’d be a place for all the dumb, low-effort, cursed Percy Jackson + Kane Chronicles + Magnus Chase + Lester Papadopoulos energy we’ve got bottled up.

Let me know your thoughts.

When the muggles started up Wicca in the 1930s and 1940s (and particularly when the witchcraft laws in Britain were revealed in 1951, thus allowing Wicca to be practiced openly and to spread) the Goblins saw the Purebloods looking down on the muggleborn asking about it, and the Goblins chose to adopt aspects and practices of Wicca to their magics and societal holidays.

This just makes the purebloods, and the magically raised, even more disparaging of the Goblins and dismissive of muggleborns asking after "goblin" stuff

“What are you doing, Wormtail? Hurry up!” Babymort hissed.

“I was, um, thinking… Do I really need to cut off my hand? Can’t I use something else instead of flesh?”

“What are you talking about?”

Wormtail started to undo his belt. “Bodily fluid of the servant, given willingly, you will revive your master.”

“Erm, sure.”

Ron and Parvati went off to talk. They could hear the sounds of the Yule ball in the background. As soon as they were out of sight from their dates, Parvati’s false smile dropped. She slapped Ron hard across his face.

“Ow,” Ron rubbed his cheek. “What was that for?”

“What the fuck is your problem, Weasley?” Parvati hissed.

“Oi! What did I do?”

“You listen to me, Weasley. Padma has never been on a date before. She wasn’t even going to attend the Yule Ball, until I set her up with you. She was so excited, and she spent all day preparing for it. I’ve never seen her put so much effort into hair and makeup before. You are not going to ruin this for her, you hear me?”

“But- Hermione and Krum!” Ron objected. “And my robes!”

“I don’t care about your ugly robes. And I don’t care about your stupid man-crush on Krum.”

“I don’t have a-”

Parvati slapped him again. “Shut up, Weasley. Don’t interrupt me. Now listen closely. We are going to go back there, and you’re going to ask Padma to dance. And then, you’re going to offer to accompany her for a stroll in the garden. Then, you’re going to find a nice secluded spot, and you’re going to kiss her.”

Ron’s eyes widened. “I- Wha-”

Parvati slapped Ron again. “The only thing I want to hear you say is ‘yes ma’am’, you understand?”

Ron nodded frantically.

“I said, do you understand?” Parvati said through grit teeth.

“Y-Yes ma’am.”

“Good,” Parvati smiled. “Now, let’s go back, and you can give my sister the night she deserves.”

They began walking back towards Harry and Padma, but suddenly, Parvati whirled around. “Oh, and one more thing.”

“Um… Yes?” Ron asked nervously.

Parvati gave Ron a sickeningly sweet smile. “If you do anything more than kiss her, I will fucking castrate you.” she said in a sing-song voice.

Ron gulped.

“Remember, I know where you sleep.” she said in a deceptively sweet tone. “Don’t test me, Weasley.”

“Huh?” Hermione’s eyes widened. “I thought Dumbledore said you were possessed during the attacks.”

“Tom was possessing me for most of the attacks, but not that one.” Ginny explained.

“You mean… You wanted to kill Penelope Clearwater?” Hermione asked nervously,.

“The bitch deserved it!” Ginny spat. 

“Ginny, she’s a Prefect!” Hermione gasped, scandalized. “You can’t say things like that.”

“She doesn’t deserve to be a Prefect. She looked the other way, when Luna’s roommates bullied and tormented her.” Ginny’s expression darkened. “You know, in February, I stumbled across Luna crying in one of the girl’s toilets. Her roommates had stolen all of her shoes and socks.”

“Okay?” Hermione asked, confused.

“You don’t get it,” Ginny shook her head. “She’s tough, Luna, much tougher than you’d think. She wouldn’t let bullying get to her like that. She was crying because of the pain.”

“The pain?” Hermione furrowed her brow. 

“They made her walk around barefoot on the stone floor all day. It was February, for Merlin’s sake! When I found her, her feet were covered in cold burns and blisters… It was bad. Anyways, I carried her on my back and took her to the Hospital Wing. Madam Pomfrey was able to fix her up, but when she asked her what happened, Luna just said that she misplaced her shoes. Said the Nargles probably took them.” Ginny had a fond smile on her lips. “I carried Luna back to Ravenclaw tower, but when I tried telling the Prefect what Luna’s roommates had done to her, she just brushed me off! She said we should just ‘deal with it’ ourselves!” Ginny’s face was suddenly lit up with a vicious smile. “Oh, I dealt with it, alright. And now I’m going to go finish the job. See you later, Hermione. Have a good summer!”

Within the shattered remains he finds the Resurrection Stone and inadvertently summons the old man who informs him what it is. Having a terrible idea, Harry tries summoning Voldemort's soul.

After all Voldemort is, technically speaking, dead and has been for nearly sixteen years. He's just forcibly kept his soul from moving on by tying it to several anchors. As far as anybody knows, the Stone is the only thing capable of summoning a soul from beyond the veil. In comparison, the enchantments needed to have a horcrux function are nothing. Much to Harry's joy, it works and Harry promptly banishes Voldemort's soul permanently.

The entire burrow is awakened by Harry whooping for joy. As Harry proceeds to reminds Hermione, witches and wizards have at best a passing acquaintance with logic and common sense much to her annoyance and Ron's bemusement. meanwhile the Death Eaters are all losing it because Potter apparently just gained the ability to just flat out kill you at any moment, anywhere you may be from what their lord was screaming before dying.