Mediocre_Bard

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I bet that the Pandas would step in and keep us going.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I asked Copilot if my new medication that cures 100% of pancreatic cancer by giving 100% of the patients liver cancer would be approved, and it told me that it would receive 'conditional approval'. So, that's good.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's always better on holiday.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll be on Prozac forever, but it's better than being off of it.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, that's good.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I am very interested in this pending response.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That information is lost to pre-history, but probably either Ug or Urg. Those guys were like the Wright Brothers of cave shit.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brother, it sounds like you are depressed. Maybe it's job related, maybe it's not. A few things to do are:

  1. Talk to your medication provider about these symptoms and consider medication specifically for depression.
  2. Talk Therapy. Pills are good, talk therapy is approximately ::checks notes:: 10,000 times better. 2.1. Find a therapist that is a good fit. I've had good therapists over the years, and I have had bad therapists. My current therapist is amazing and a the reason why I didn't die by suicide in January.
  3. Don't 'should yourself'. Avoid using that word to describe anything, ever. You don't have to do or enjoy anything right now, and you can't feel bad for suffering from (probably) depression. It's a mental illness. You didn't do anything wrong and you are certainly not to blame.
[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The IDF soldiers will seek sympathy about how memories of personally murdering hundreds of innocent people has often made them feel brief moments of sadness :(

This is what every American war movie has been about.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If you're too stupid to understand basic science and too proud to admit it, then this is the course of action that you follow.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Here. We. Go.

 

Every time I watch the news, I feel like we are living through the final act of Jojo Rabbit.

 

DM: "You exit the warehouse and make your way across the crowded market square. What measures do you take to avoid the suspicion of the guards?"

Paladin: "We walk like people who aren't covered in blood."

What did your group get up to last night?

 

This is about to be some real shit about a failing (failed?) marriage. Get out now if that is not for you.

My wife and I, both in our 40s, have been together for a long time, 20+ years. About 10 years ago our daughter was born and that was pretty good. I was stupid and had an affair during that first year because I was immature and, in retrospect, wasn't able to handle the shift in my wife's attention from me to my daughter.

We worked it out. We moved to a bigger house that is paid off. My mom died and left us all some money. Then my wife was diagnosed with MS about 4 years ago and things have been on the decline.

We haven't had sex in a year and neither of us again expects to. She has been depressed and I don't know how to help her. We recently, like yesterday, determined in a mutual discussion that we no longer had a romantic relationship, but that we had a good partnership for raising our daughter and generally handling life. While it was good to get an unspoken truth out there, it hurts. I think that we both feel lonely in the aching soul sort of way. Last night, when we went to bed, for first time that I can recall, she didn't say, "I love you," and neither did I. My Prozac is working overtime, and she shuts down when I suggest mental health support for her.

So, here's the question. What now?

 

I have been playing for about a month, and this game is amazing. There is so much content!

That's it.

This game is dope.

 

This is why we can't have nice things.

Template for 'You vs. the Guy she tells you not to worry about' memes.

Link to article here. It is full of ads and clickbait garbage. You have been warned.

 

The guys that made Solasta are looking for some input. It's a short survey but could be helpful in shaping whatever comes next.

Hey there everyone!

I hope you've all had a good weekend - I know many of you are very likely still lost in the world of Forgotten Realms right now (at least I was), living your best life as~~ a horny bard~~ an honest adventurer.

We'll be closing our Future Game Survey at the end of the week, so if you want to give us your preferences on what our next game should have please make sure you don't miss it.

 

In the style of 2e dungeon poster map. a subterranean river has eroded away an entrance into a forgotten dungeon.

Different colored regions denote warring factions or changing dungeon themes.

When I ran this, I had the players fall into A 1 through a collapsing cave roof into a burrow of snakes, fight a dragon section B, encounter a colony of bat people (basically kobolds that fly) sections C, D, E, F, G, H, and then discover a small Myconid colony in section I. Section J, the river also presented random encounters, and serves as an alternate entrance and exit to this map.

 

Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

 

Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

 

~~I must be missing something, but I am trying to get a general news thread at the top of the community and do not see how to sticky it.~~

~~Thanks in advance!~~

Answered. Thanks!

 

Made this for [Weekly Community Prompt] #3: The Sunken City over at mapmaking.

 

Time has definitely taken its toll.

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