if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn't leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together
KreekyBonez
joined 2 years ago
be the repost you wish to see in this world
I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that's been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream
that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
same! went to my spouse's work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.
I'm better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.
owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.
well played, robot
totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird
I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.
my manager made the same choice, to evenly split pay for our team, when he was offered a higher budget/salary/etc.
one of many reasons I'll be staying there.
well now, how about that
of course you don't!
I'm sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home
that's a whole lot of toothpicks