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clamp clamp (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's compressed cholesterol.

Compressterol.

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It's clamping time!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

be the repost you wish to see in this world

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This surely is an euphemism for something...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clamp your ham!

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?

[–] auf@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

it's a dad joke

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.