Duranie

joined 1 year ago
[–] Duranie 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The radar technician? Dude, Matt straight up sucks.

[–] Duranie 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Also when poop knocks at the door, ANSWER! Don't keep putting it off if at all humanly possible. The longer poop sits in your colon, the drier it gets and the harder it will be to move later.

And the bidet? With the right pressure it can help knock loose those last little nuggies that you weren't able to get enough oomph behind to dislodge.

[–] Duranie 12 points 8 months ago

Gen X here, and it's a struggle to not do it lol.

[–] Duranie 10 points 8 months ago

Lol then I forget I added it at the beginning and end up making an awkward sandwich lol 🥴.

[–] Duranie 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mom - "Stop playing your video game, it's time for dinner."

Son - "But I'm not hungry"

Mom - "Don't tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands."

[–] Duranie 13 points 8 months ago

Aaron earned an iron urn + Baltimore accent.

That video makes me cackle every damn time 🤣.

[–] Duranie 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You know how many smokers have/had their hard line on what price would make them quit smoking? For me (a 52yo woman) that was when pop breached $5.99 a 24 pack case. I would buy it again occasionally if sale prices dipped into that range, but having crossed that line it broke my habit. The thought of $7 for a 12 pack is just painful.

[–] Duranie 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Similarly, I have an iPhone. It was provided by my employer for work purposes. It's about as enjoyable as having a small stone in my shoe that can't be removed. Oh, and the other shoe is half a size too small.

My Pixel is so much easier and makes more sense. I carry both when working and use the iPhone only when absolutely necessary.

[–] Duranie 5 points 8 months ago

"I'm still surprised people in the US actually vote only for people so old they can't reasonably do the job properly. I mean what's up with that?"

When it always comes down to 2 choices, it ends up being not much of a choice. 😐

[–] Duranie 2 points 8 months ago

Roasty caffeine 😁. Mmmmmm...

[–] Duranie 11 points 8 months ago

Sunny side up!

That baby is positioned upside-down. They should be facing backwards, then the back of the neck pivots against the pubic bone during delivery.

[–] Duranie 24 points 8 months ago

Yet the price is in euros...

Point being, the US is fucked but we don't have the monopoly on it.

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