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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 142 points 8 months ago (23 children)

"His defense attorney, Matt Fregi, said he harbored “no ill will toward” his client, who had already cycled through several attorneys before him. “Nothing serious,” he said of his injuries. “Everyone thought it was a lot more serious than what it was.”"

That's a cool lawyer

[–] aditya3w3733@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Better call Matt

[–] Duranie 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The radar technician? Dude, Matt straight up sucks.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Matt's more of a sonar kind of guy

[–] ylai@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

https://youtu.be/FaOSCASqLsE?t=235

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