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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 103 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I don't get it. What's the joke?

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 81 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He is owning the libs by drinking milk. Don't you know how leftists are trying to get milk banned? As a leftist this post made me so angry that spontaneously combusted and now I am dead/s

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

OK, I guess?

Now do ‘not looking you in the eye’…

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago

Autism I guess...

Idk, it's a little bit confusing cuz he's still not really looking at the camera "in the eyes"

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Well conservatives have developed a desire for raw milk. They are passing laws to make it legal to sell raw milk in different counties. I found out because someone in my family is all about raw milk now. Even though they told me they were "deadly afraid" of the flax milk I was drinking. Idk man, I'm just trying to remove sugar from my diet.

[–] reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How is flax milk? I'm trying to find an alternative to dairy but almond, oat, and soy haven't done it for me.

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[–] Bipta@kbin.social 51 points 6 months ago

Righties can't make jokes; only hate.

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

I must be getting old.

I honestly don't understand half these shitty memes.

These people need to touch grass.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Hehehehe what's not funny, hahahahah

It's a right wingie making the le ebig trigger joke

Hahahahohohoheeeheeeheee, such a funni shitpost, can't stop won't stop laughing jajajajjaja

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 101 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can we please spread a rumor that nothing annoys leftists more than self-immolation?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 57 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when people embezzle money and post about it on social media in support of trump's ciminal cases.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.social 79 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's like watching a kid doing a thing that he, and only he, thinks would make you very angry. They're so deep in their propaganda cult hole that they have their own subterranean culture. You know, like molochs.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 73 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

No eye contact? Milk? Asian food? Are these things people get upset about? Does this guy just have spicy tism? What is happening?

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Right wingers think lactose intolerance is a leftist conspiracy

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But the Asian food? I'm guessing something something cultural appropriation?

[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

bruh, how is my shit turning to liquid if i have more than half a glass of milk a conspiracy??

[–] cocobean@bookwormstory.social 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

George Soros put spiders in your butt

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

It's always the jewish butt spiders with those guys...

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

If you were more racist these things wouldn't happen to you. Probably.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wow am I sick of ragebait and 'haha, look wut person said on the social media, so cringers r ROFL!!!!' posts

make shitposts actually shitposts again pls

[–] MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fish + milK? Feel bad for his toilet.

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

I feel bad for his stomach, you know those mfers are swimming in that milk

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Shitting your pants to own the libs

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong with the OK sign?

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A bunch of nazi's used it as a dog whistle and it got added to a database of hate symbols.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49837898

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 51 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why exactly are we giving Nazis the power to poison language, emojis, what have you for the rest of us again?

I think we should do the opposite. As soon as some symbol becomes a dog whistle, we should all rush to use it for it's original meaning as much as possible, thus preventing the dog from hearing the whistle where it's supposed to be used as such.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

By that point, it's already been tainted and it's too hard to tell reality from satire from ignorance.

Nazis just love appropriating and poisoning symbols, and it all started with the swastika: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well the purpose of the hate list like this isn't "what symbols not to use" so much as, if a guy uses this and there's context to suggest it's a dogwhistle, this is what it means.

As a concrete example, If someone turns to a camera makes the ok gesture then punches a black guy that can be used as evidence in conjunction with a database like this to add a hate crime charge onto the assault charge.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Exactly this. Gasden Flag, same vibes, same weird arguments from people trying to take it back. Go ahead and try, I wish you well, but you're gonna look like a racist flying it.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 6 months ago

Because when someone uses a symbol while they do something shitty, they are associating that symbol with their shitty behaviors. Human brains are wired to identify paterns and associations for threat identification. That's why cops all dress differently than EMT's.

If your ex-girlfriend left you in a nasty break up, you might avoid her favorite restaurant, cry when you hear her favorite songs, or even get upset just seeing a similar car to the one she drove. You cant drown out a dog whistel, all you can do is point it out.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Why exactly are we giving Nazis the power to poison language, emojis, what have you for the rest of us again?

Probably the same reason that the swastika is a hate symbol instead of a Hindu symbol.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Ah. The Pepe Frog Phenomenon.

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

This might give some info.

Oren Segal, director of the ADL's Center on Extremism, told NPR that for years on fringe online message boards such as 4chan and 8chan, the "OK" sign has been deployed in memes and other images promoting hate. Given the number of white supremacists who have adopted it, he said it can now carry a nefarious message.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

All these comments like "wtf fish and milk?" make me think y'all don't know about the goodness that is New England clam chowder.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

mollusks and milk

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro why you drinking milk and eating Asian food at same time?

We are super triggered now.

Next, he's going to wear diapers and shit himself. We'll be so owned.

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Big brain leftist: I am going to repost one of Paul Joseph Watson posts

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 6 months ago

You need to start charging him rent.

[–] KAYDUBELL@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Not looking you in the eye"? What's that about?

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

My mind is playing tricks on me, I keep seeing and unseeing a hair strand in his fingers.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I wanna cave this guy's face in. Not because of the milk, sushi, okay sign or lack of eye contact. He just seems like an arsehole and has a super punchable face.

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[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The most/only infuriating part of this is that he kinda looked like Elongated Muskrat at first glance.

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