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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 47 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The police didn't like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

That's how they caught me

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"When life gives you bricks."

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 7 months ago

"Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity."

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

You forgot step 1, be rich

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That sounds a bit ineffective, I don't think there will be much to bury after the fact

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 7 months ago

Well, the janitor still have to pack up the bits and pieces after the incident.

[–] llama@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

FUCKINF 💀

[–] odium@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

Buy one get one free at the wangsheng funeral parlor.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 7 months ago

Come a little closer

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

Can they have your body OP ?

(referencing the title)