this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 199 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh her tears are delicious.

“I was called a lot of things and had a lot of leftist hit pieces trying to destroy my credibility while I represented Trump,” she wrote on Twitter yesterday. “But I never saw a media outlet or journo use the blatant sexism & vulgarity that ‘MAGA influencers’ do now. And I don’t even work for DeSantis.”

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/04/anti-lgbtq-trump-lawyer-whines-as-fellow-magas-turn-on-her-with-misogynist-insults/

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 year ago

Who would have believed that a woman associating with a bunch of bigots might turn out to be a bad idea for her? 😱

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow that's an even more face eating comment than the OP.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Yeah but it was from a while ago. It made the rounds back in april.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

I shall translate this into English: A lot of journalists pointed out that I was a crap person, but they never descended to the mudslinging that my lot of former supporters do, and now for some reason they are mudslinging at me.

I do not like being the target of my own rhetoric.

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[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 147 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They’re slowly putting it together

[–] donut4ever@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm sending them this. Good price and helpful after all

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[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really. Her comment makes it clear. When she moves on from Trump, she'll just glom on to whoever is most Trump-like.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I didn’t think the grifter would grift ME!

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 100 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Rmcc73@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite thing today

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[–] books@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

here's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

I'll never understand how they can watch this man fuck over every single person he has ever encountered, and be like, "nah, he won't do that to me."

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[–] June@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago

That would be socialism, obviously.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago
[–] patachu@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The funniest, most delusional thing in all of this: Does she actually think there's a whole "MAGA Inc." organization that's masterminding whatever the hell Trump is up to?

(No you silly, it's a decentralized federation of MAGA instances)

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the actual name of Trump's PAC

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

This has been Trump's MO for his entire adulthood.

I can't understand how anyone working with him is shocked that he doesn't pay up at this point.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ellis was a critic of Donald Trump and his supporters in 2015 and early 2016 until he became the 2016 Republican nominee for president, at which point Ellis began voicing support, including in media appearances.[2][3] Ellis was hired by Trump in November 2019 as a senior legal adviser.[2][4] From November 2020 to January 2021, Ellis was a member of what she characterized as an "elite strike force team" that made efforts to overturn Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 presidential election.[2] She made unsubstantiated claims that Trump was the actual winner of the election and drafted two memos falsely asserting vice president Mike Pence could change the results.[5][6][2][7]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Ellis

[–] mikeboltonshair@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So basically a non principled star fucker

Who could have guessed that she would be dropped like a hot potato once the band broke up

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, get fucked bitch.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

LOL. Cry, traitor.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Doesn't say how many thoughts she got though.

(source)

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only 10,000 more prayers needed to make nothing happen!

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Poor leopards are going to be stuffed to the point of bursting by the time they finish eating all these faces.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know they'll never see this, but I can't resist:

Trump. Doesn't. Care. About. You.

No one from "MAGA Inc" cares about you. They've shown it time and time again.

Democrats and Independents are far from perfect but at least they actually try to improve people's lives...

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trump wouldn't even pay for his own lawyer, I dunno why they'd think he'd pay for someone else's.

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[–] envis10n@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

I was going to comment "I never thought the leopards would eat my face!" But then I noticed the community it was in. Lol

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

As to the why, stupid lady, it is simple. He will need each and every cent for defending an enriching himself. You have been nothing but a useful idiot, and he won't waste money one you now that you ran out of usefulness.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Bootstraps bitch, use’em you poor lowlife!

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is the selfish narcissist being so selfish?

Total mystery.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

He’s just not into you. Go read a therapy book: “why you are in love with a narcissist”

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting farted on by Rudy is the only payment she deserves

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There may be honour among thieves but history has shown there is no honour among fascists.

[–] rusticus@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MAGA, Inc. Tell me more about this mythical company.

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[–] Spitzspot@artemis.camp 26 points 1 year ago

Getting so close to the truth but still can't quite grasp it.

[–] icdmize@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

You don't know Trump by now? Hahahaha! Promise them the world. Convince them to work for free. Throw them under the bus when the cops come. Bail on the bill and fight them in court. Rinse and repeat with lawyers.... and so on and so on.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most well if they haven't already. No one is going to spend 40+ years in jail for Trump. The moment DAs start reducing plee deals they'll know someone already flipped like a pancake and the deal is the best they'll do. Even if Trump wins the presidency theirs no getting out from the state charges. We'll literally have a president governing from a jail cell. What a time to be alive.

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Those poor poor deluded fools.

But this level of denial shows they will continue to support him

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Sorry, but does the "Esq" at the end of her twitter handle mean that she's a lawyer?

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[–] rarely@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

I recently jumped off a building and landed on my face. Now my face needs stitches. Why isn’t the concrete funding my defense?!

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please tell me MAGA Inc. is not a real company.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

It's the super pac that trump created

[–] Yepthatsme@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Keep holding your breath, the knight in deep-fried armor is surely on his way

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