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Someone should tell him (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 7 months ago by 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 214 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yugo tell him.

[–] Roopappy@lemmy.ml 24 points 7 months ago

Quality automobiles.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You've got to put it in H!

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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 116 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 106 points 7 months ago (4 children)

merge and commit

Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Squash, definitely squash.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who do we git blame ?

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.

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[–] towerful@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago

What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?

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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 96 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it's safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

[–] pixelscript@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Radio?

Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)

No, those are my DMs.

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[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Some people just like old music :)

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but on the classics channel, and they'll play nirvana right after, and make you feel old.

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 94 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"

Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 98 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whipped up on my phone in 5 minutes

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

You think that's bad, check out Chile.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They can have Neum, as a treat.

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 7 months ago

Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.

[–] match@pawb.social 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"the circled region needs more countries. please break up the big ones"

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I hope the Russian federation is going to look like that in some time.

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[–] SilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's me writing to the US president.

I mean do we really NEED two Dakotas?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Do we even need one? I propose we give them back first

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Serbia likes this

[–] chevy9294@monero.town 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

*only Serbia likes this

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Bosnia less so

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[–] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 38 points 7 months ago

Pain.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

To be honest, things went wrong because the person who knew how to keep the piece died, so... nationalists rose to power (they didn't rebrand communism though, so most got onboard the loony train thinking this is about communism and who is against it), and that was about all that was needed in a powder keg like the Balkans... a lot of war time profiteering as well, some people got very rich during those days... blood money, sure, but it didn't seem to bother them. Some of them are still in power, or their children.

Bottom line, none of them are communists, period. They're thieves and killers.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why is it, every time some regime claims to be communist, they are never really communist?

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Because it sounds conceptually nice to good people, but selfish people know that without proper transparency and checks, it's very easy to consolidate power with it.

So the bad people get the support of good people and then exploit that flaw to do what they want instead of what is good.

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.

[–] butsbutts@lemmy.ml 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

do it and rename it to superfunhappyland

[–] PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do not taunt Superhappyfunland!

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Tito intensifies

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 14 points 7 months ago (6 children)

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

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[–] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 13 points 7 months ago

still hurts after all these years

[–] Asnabel@szmer.info 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

catchy accordion music starts playing

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern 11 points 7 months ago

RIP HOI4 Huge-oslavia strat.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago

They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.

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