SEX JOKE
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INEVITABLE META JOKE ABOUT THE INEVITABLE SEX JOKE
ANGRY SERIOUS COMMENT ABOUT HOW EVERYWHERE I GO IT’S JUST SEX JOKES
TIRED REFERENCE TO A WORN-OUT REDDIT MEME ABOUT CLUBS AND INCARCERATION
JOKE RESPONSE
Hey day9, what's the number of the love pal? Day9 please. Please look at the number day9. PLEASE.
TIL: Vulvas are shaped like zero-gravity drinking cups.
Rather the other way around. If it can keep a baby inside for nine months it can probably hold some coffee.
The word of the day is yonic
I don't like the word "vulva". It's like a NSFW Volvo.
Volvo is just a SFW vulva
I'm sure the 60ish comments are all going to be about how it looks like a vulva, and there won't even be a single comment that doesn't reference the fact that it looks like a vulva
Edit: exactly two top-level comments in this thread don't directly reference the fact that it looks like a vulva
Somewhat ironic that you contribute to that metric with this very comment!
Sometimes you gotta get your shoes dirty when you're counting turds or something, I'm too tired to say something smart right now
You think this was posted with the intent of having a discussion about zero g fluid physics?
c/dontputyourdickinthat
Speak for yourself.
And then there is the moment you realize a real pussy doesn’t taste like coffee.
I need to speak with the wife, I have... ideas
FYI internal body temperature is 37℃ and coffee tastes best when at that temperature.
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Good to know that pussy won't spill the load when in zeroGs.
Hint of Vagina
Thats a vulva
Well, they have to be conservative about volume and weight when packing for space travel. So sometimes things have to serve multiple purposes.
The whispering eye