this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago

This is what you're talking about, right?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

Once I find it, I'll let you know, buddy!

[–] bellly@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

What about those mini ones

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Hey I can fit two!!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How else do you store your donuts?

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 10 months ago

I store them in my stomach

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

damn i ain't got shit on that

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You should shower if you have shit on it.

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

1 donut

out of cock

[–] Duranie 18 points 10 months ago

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

[–] Ratulf@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Tower of Bagel.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

fr thank you, I hadn't seen that meme

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i never measured a donut but I would swear it's taller than that

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Yeast donuts only