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I saw a couple of fun ones somewhere else, and it got me interested. My mom calls her's: Mr de Vries

other's i found:

  • William the Sucker
  • Kirby & Yoshi
  • Ragnar
  • Sir Suckalot
  • Wool-E

*edit #sharingiscaring

Well shucks, this turned out to be a goldmine! You're all dames and gents of the highest orderπŸ’  , thanks for sharing.

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[–] pendulum_@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging

That would just make me horny.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 49 points 11 months ago
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Colonel Dustard

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.

[–] visiblefrisbee@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.

Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

Chaos

It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Clean Elizabeth

[–] Smashfire@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Steve McClean

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Geoff.

It's a dependable name.

[–] RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"

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[–] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Optimus Grime

[–] Sober_day@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Mine is Succ Boi

[–] Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫑

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.

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[–] chuckd@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.

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[–] Megsmind@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons

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[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Miklosha@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Moe

Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E

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[–] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "SΓΌn" is hedgehog, "sΓΌni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

We have two.

Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.

[–] GGNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 11 months ago
[–] misophist@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.

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[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Scuba Steve and Dusty Dan

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

Kolanaki

(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

[–] alnitak@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bilbo Bagger

[–] jemikwa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Rusty McDusty

[–] ani@endlesstalk.org 7 points 11 months ago
[–] Old_Dude@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.

[–] colonelp4nic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Gretha, because she cleans up my environment

[–] Kolossos@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Sir Cleanalot

[–] avguser@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Vincent the Vacuum

[–] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

i don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl

[–] MisterChief@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

I only vacuum/sweep when the drifts of dust and hair become tripping hazards. A $300ish iRobot does a crappy job, but it runs regularly. I just need to empty the bin once every few days.

It works pretty well for me.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They don't really clean floors by themselves, they're more designed to maintain an already clean floor.

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[–] ExceedinglyPanWoofer@yiffit.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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