shyguyblue

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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it's a coward move.

But some of us didn't get parents, so conflict resolution was always "I'm the parent and i didn't remember asking you a fucking question!?" (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we "win" by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

During my last week of high school, someone in my English class asked, out loud, "why do people read!?"

That was the first year ish of no child left behind. It's only going to get worse, so so much worse.

There are stories from years ago about colleges having to offer remedial math classes for incoming students...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'd just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well this hits home.

A week or two ago, i had what i call my "weepy waves". I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I'm fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

Got about $15 for my troubles...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

AI Models Falter ~~Answering Election Questions in Spanish~~.

 

All balled up:

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