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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 120 points 11 months ago (3 children)

when Tony’s Chocolonely started up based on slave free, the financial journals were doing headlines like “will they be able to survive this bold new direction?”

[–] Resonanz@slrpnk.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Man, capitalism is just fucking wild, isn't it?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

like Nestlé getting out of a child slavery lawsuit because none of the slavery happened in the US?

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I wonder why mass shootings happen so often at universities and not at such HQs.

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Lack of education

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That would be a rad game, if you could wake up Manchurian Candidate style in a bathroom in the 42nd floor rest room just before a board meeting at Corpotek and there is a voice in the back of your head that guides you to the pistol that is hiding under the second toilet from the wall.

What would the song that activates you be?

[–] Resonanz@slrpnk.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it, from where I come from: people in agriculture get smacked just by existing or trying to build common cause with "let's end hunger in the world". I'm with you, salutations from America Latina ! And let's make those fuckers get what they deserve.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 17 points 11 months ago

Quando dou comida aos pobres, chamam-me de santo. Quando pergunto por que eles são pobres, chamam-me de comunista. (When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.)

—Dom Hélder Câmara, cited in Zildo Rocha, Helder, O Dom: uma vida que marcou os rumos da Igreja no Brasil (2000)

[–] M137@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Resonanz@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago
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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have yet to see proof that Tony's is actually slavery free. And if it isn't (as in "we are doing oUr BeSt") then why the hell would I buy from them instead of... not buying chooclate?

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because they pay a lot more to the producers.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok so they pay more to the slave owners... how does that help the slaves?

[–] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

They get whipped with gold plated chains instead of your low cost leather whips.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 54 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] troybot@midwest.social 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because slavery is so prevalent in cocoa farms that it's impossible to guarantee that no slave labor was used. Even if they make an effort use ethical sources they still can't make that guarantee.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Well, yeah, but also, if this is Nestlé, it's likely just too expensive to make sure.

Gotta have that unsustainable, permanent growth.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 12 points 11 months ago

ironically slave free …

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago

We are (big air quotes) "slave free".

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

It's the cartoon style. Notice the curve after "WE'RE" and above the c in "chocolate"

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

If I see quotes like that on packaging, I treat it as a verifiable lie

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

John Oliver covered this on Last Week Tonight. tl;dw Cocoa is almost exclusively grown in Ghana and Cote d'Ivoire, two West African countries. Most of these farms are family run and there are millions of them. All the Cocoa they produce is purchased by a few companies who dictate price. Because they buy at such a low price, the only way these farms make money is if they force children in their families to work the farm for no compensation. Ie. Child slavery.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 20 points 11 months ago

The worst part is that the organizations that audit the farms in an effort to reduce slavery fail spectacularly. The Farms receive notice of the audit and what they hope not to find in advance, and then the audits only occur at most every 6 months but more likely every few years. A documentary team of students took a trip out to a few farms that receive these audits and found Child Slavery immediately.

[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After watching that episode I started going out and buying, Tony Chocolonely. Gotta support good businesses.

[–] WeeScottishMan@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Sadly I don't know how slave free Tony Chocolonely is, I was reading up about this the other day and they have been removed from the slave free chocolate list due to ties with big coco.

Article talking about it's removal - https://www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2021/02/16/Tony-s-Chocolonely-axed-from-Slave-Free-Chocolate-list-defends-ties-with-Barry-Callebaut

Slave free chocolate list - https://www.slavefreechocolate.org/ethical-chocolate-companies/

Hope this is helpful :)

[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I highly doubt that nestle isn't using slave labor

[–] Buck@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Not just children in their family, even children from other regions are kidnapped and forced to work on the farms. It's genuine, old fashioned, slavery.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Y'all need to read about the chocolate wars and the trade of it if you're surprised about this. Now is also the one time in history where chocolate has been it's most ethical and least slavery driven. Chocolate has never been 100% ethical

[–] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh the printers always screw that up.

"We're Slavers. Free Chocolate!"

There, fixed.

Lionel Hutz

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

No it's "slave free tm." Wich is just a trademark not a declaration.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like how they tried to incorporate the quotation marks as some sort of quirky font by adding it above chocolate as well, yet it is still obvious.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They just work for free because of the "implications"

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*made by sustainable inmates

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now with 40% less slavery!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

* Only applies to packaging.

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[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that like gluten free? How many slaves are ground into a regular bar of chocolate?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It depends on how dark it is.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I like my chocolate like I like this joke. Dark.

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[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wonder if it's like cagefree or free range chicken where the label is actually meaningless and could be actively misleading and still legal.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah probably when they say "slave free," they mean

our slaves are free because we don't have to pay for them 💡 😁

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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They call them serfs now. Feudalism is back baby.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Feudalism is back in the menu boys!

[–] matter@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If it's chocolate, definitely yes. If it's Nestle, also definitely yes.

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And Nestle is not even close to the worst chocolate maker: https://www.uow.edu.au/media/2023/at-chocolate-time-weve-discovered-what-the-brands-that-score-best-on-child-labour-and-the-environment-have-incommon.php

In the really shitty end of things are Mondelez and Unilever.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

And Mars, and Hershey

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait til you learn where much of organic bat guano fertilizer is sourced.

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