Pistcow

womp womp

Ummmm they're already wearing airsoft plate carriers stuffed with phone books.

Higher education tripled my income, so that seemed to work, and I dont have to do anything but sit in an office 40 hours a week.

Nothing the CIA can't handle.

Should have escorted to the bottom of the sea.

I walked 2 miles from work in a college town when it was -20F in shorts. I'll be damned if I willingly ever wear pants.

I've got a job, Raven...

Ain't nobody hate Muslims more than Muslims.

womp womp

Resistance against Space Hitler? Who'd a thunk it?

Thanks regular voters too!

Sounds about as simple as a German car.