Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there ... let's test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.
Good to see Risa hasn't lost sight of Trek history
That’s The most important man in Starfleet.
I've seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.
Thats John Risa he's the guy who treks all the stars
To boldly go.. and fix any random transporter accident
That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering
That's John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.
Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him
That's Keiko's husband. I think he's a plumber.
That’s Keiko’s husband.
Surely she's run off with Thomas Riker by now.
That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.
Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.
O'Brian and he's here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.
A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O'Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions ... eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.
Miles O'Brien. He fucks.
But not Keiko.
Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?
This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.
That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.
The most important person in Starfleet history.
The guy with the Irish accent.
In one scene he has no accent, turns out it wasn't him but a shape shifter. I appreciate this love for details
That's a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.
That's Jimmy Rabbitte's da' and he's very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.
That's Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.
Miles Spears, descendant of Britney. He's the bardic engineer. When he fucks up he starts a mini dance routine and sings "Oops I Did It Again"
He is Suffering, and he suffers.
I think the answer you're looking for is
Yes
That's Cowen, former Chief of the Genii.
Looks like he has a nice retirement.
That would be Cowen and he's chief of the Genii.
That's Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.
The most important person in Starfleet and he does everything.
Don't remember his name, but his accent is the same as all the great starship engineers: Akron, Ohio.
That's Miles. His main job is to ensure that both the strongness and sweetness of correctly ordered raktajino are precisely double. In his spare time he ensures fair play at the dart board at Quark's.
He's Morgan the Goat, he took Hugh Grant up a hill or a mountain, it's a little contested and fuzzy.
He's that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he's got a weird shirt on though
He recently made captain, show the man some respect.
Conan O'Brien. Starship personality.
He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!
But where does the poop go?
Starfleet officers just shit their pants and teleport it out into space.
He's responsible for most of the knowledge the Discovery crew acquired about how to deal with trauma and loss after they time-jumped.
Smiley. He frowns.
Chief O'Brien and he turns rocks into replicators.