from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Moof_Kenubi
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Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he's got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
"We're being hailed by the Orville; it's Commander Skywalker, sir."
You know he ain't gonna fly
Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?
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They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.