Moof_Kenubi

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[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he's got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"We're being hailed by the Orville; it's Commander Skywalker, sir."

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You know he ain't gonna fly

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

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