LongbottomLeaf

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[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 11 points 11 months ago

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 45 points 11 months ago

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Gyroscopes and infrared

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

 

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