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If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.

What would you choose and why?

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[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

[–] Delphia@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

[–] DerpyPoint@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wash it first

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

In a joking way. It was a goof.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?

[–] Not_Alec_Baldwin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Chocolate flavoured shit.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What a shitty question! 😂

[–] jacobaaron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.