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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.

The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Sounds about right

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure you'd die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years

[–] protist@mander.xyz 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.

Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FYI the "8 glasses a day" thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you're thirsty!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

If you're actively sweating, a good rule of thumb is to drink enough that you still have to pee.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.

Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago

Hopefully, 1,5 not 15. That would cause terrible outcomes to the body.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More than 7 liters of water is really bad for your kidney

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It already stops being healthy past 3 liters. Your urinary tract is constantly running on overdrive and you are flushing important nutrients out of your system drinking this much.

Plus, you probably can’t get a full night of sleep because you have to take a piss every 20 minutes

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Men need about 3.7 liters per day. More if they exercise, maybe a liter or two extra.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/water/art-20044256

Urine isn't the only way to get rid of water. But if you sweat it out, you will need to replace the missing sodium. Breathing causes water to leave too.

Not if you properly fit your stillsuit.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

9 is LD50 for an average person

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Timing is everything. Your kidneys can potentially make a liter of urine an hour. If you drink nine in two hours, you're going to have diarrhea, vomiting and potentially die. If you do the same over 24 hours and you're otherwise healthy, you'll just pee a lot.

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not a urologist or whatever but I think drinking 15 litres of water a day would be really bad for you.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nephrologist. Urologist cares more about how you store all that piss.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

In the balls

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

And the moral of the story is the real poop stain was inside him all along...

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

That's why sex before marriage is important. She probably hasn't smelled his unwashed dick yet.