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Anon finds a stain that changes his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.

Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.