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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure you'd die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years

[–] protist@mander.xyz 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' '💦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.

Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FYI the "8 glasses a day" thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you're thirsty!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

If you're actively sweating, a good rule of thumb is to drink enough that you still have to pee.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.

Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.