This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.
He intended to golf more but the mind and body are broken.
Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)
Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.
Dude is in over his head.
The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.
He is not looking healthy
If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.
If he's just pretending* to listen
Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.
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Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.
I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.
Nah, keep the machine at full speed, but definitely slowly feed them into it.
Or just put a bullet in them and redistribute their wealth.
For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.
They did the math!
Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.
Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC
Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.