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I had to do F when MRI scanning, and that felt like A TORTURE, laying still like a statue for 40 mins, after that long my mind started fucking with me thinking i was moving one direction, to counteract the non existent movement i went other direction, and then i would question my life choices when the guy controlling the MRI tells me I moved and has to redo the imaging. π
Used to love stomach-sleeping. Then got severe nerve damage in my shoulder and neck. Now H all day every day
C, I call it the Jethro Tull.
A, reverse A, A, reverse A, etc
A until my arm is good and dead
G
Alternative appearance would be the vice city era gta death animation. Spasm and all
I never know where to place my hands in A.
D
Finally, hypercube sleeping getting the recognition it deserves.
I like a sideways version of H, but my girlfriend likes D, so I end up sideways in a coffin housed within a section of the tesseract blanket that's slightly outside of the material plane and it's lovely
Some days, to avoid disturbing my sleeping cats, I sleep sideways across the head of my bed curled around them. Those days I swim in a sea of pillows.
So I guess d?
G, but I'm not as skinny as Goku.
Famously Yamcha's death pose
Source:
Oh... no idea why I confused him for Goku.
Their Gis are the same color and both bear Roshi's name on the back. It's not unreasonable as a guess, but we're dragon ball nerds and know the scene being referenced.
That's Yamcha, though.
You can tell I have watched Dragon Ball in forever.
DD
DD
A
G but it hurts my lumbar
That's why you gotta get one of those side sleeper pillows (I've got one without a waifu, but to each their own). That shit is straight up magic.
Where is Saddam Hussein?
Dead, they hanged him
I didnt even know he was sick
We wouldn't expect you too, it was an accute case of neckchokarea. He only came down with it moments before it took him.
G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.
That's why I personally use a MΓΆbius blanket. That's a manifold that doesn't fold π
G but on my left shoulder
Like a dead Yamcha for sure.
G
A to D to H to B to C to G to F to E. All in about 5 minutes. Repeat until alarm.
E but D looks pretty cool
G all the way
I used to like F. But working years in construction has forced me into G with a pillow in between or else my hands go numb and wake me up 4 times a night. And now I have back issues from sleeping in G. Getting old sucks major ass, boys.
I hope you dont mind me being oblivious but as a youngster i dont get why construction would make your arms go numb. I get the back pain tho
I guess itβs a side effect of tendonitis and is common for construction workers who work long hours to develop.
Do A with a pillow between the knees and another pillow to "hug". Let the shoulder roll forward and keep the arm straight in front of you, it's the best one I've found yet.
I sleep like B wishing it was H
A bit of duct tape can fix that, just like everything else
B or C or H,
H is looking sick honestly
Me: B Wife: E
D
What the fuck is kinda sleep is D?