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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 163 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. "Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright". Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

>Town of 100 people
>Everyone has $50
>Everyone stores Money In Town Bank
>Total bank balance of everyone: $5000
>Bank lends $1000 to a farmer to buy new equipment
>Merchant who sold the equipment deposits $1000 into bank.
>There is now $6000 total deposited in the bank
>1000 just came out of thin air
Money is fake and gay

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember this classic philosophical quandary of our time, but in a different form.

Classic.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 14 points 1 week ago
  1. A and B add 20 to Box. Both have -20 balance.
  2. A sells Box to B for 30. A has 10 balance and B has -50.
  3. A walks away with 10 Profit
  4. B takes cash out of box (40). Made 10 Loss.
[–] pm_me_your_thoughts@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

debt: am I am joke to you?

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Future economists are going to make so much fun of us for thinking $1000 was created here.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 101 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also weird how giant steel tankers float on the ocean. Especially when they're weighed down by all that cargo. It's practically unbelievable. I throw a tiny rock in the ocean, and it sinks...but not those giant steel boats? /s

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, ocean water can't sink steel boats

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a well known fact that steel weighs the same as feathers

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well... When you put one of those huge tankers in the water, it will move a LOT of water out of the way.

As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

As you keep loading up the tanker with more cargo, it will go deeper into the water right? But this means that it is pushing more water out of the way (the water that used to be where the boat now is), which balances out the weight because that creates more buoyancy.

A rock, on the other hand, is heavier than the water that it displaces, so it sinks like a tanker whose front fell off.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

But steel is heavier than water

[–] goodeye8@fedia.io 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That's right, steel is heavier.

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[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Since we are pedantic, what you say isn't true.

The tanker weights exactly as much as the weight of the water that it displaces. They are in balance. You describe it yourself. The tanker sinks deeper if it becomes heavier and swims more up as it becomes lighter.

The measure of "boat swims" is not the weight of the displaced water. It is wether there is some boat wall left sticking out of the water to keep more water from entering and displacing the air that keeps the submerged volume in weight balance with the water.

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Metal is heavier than water. Virtually every containber is fille to the brim with products, now I don't know you but most everything we buy is heavier than water.

It's clear they have some kind of extra propulsion in those, most likely magnetic anti gravitation.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be human.

Have billions of tons of atmosphere directly above you

Don't explode

Make it make sense

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The funniest thing is that the aerospace engineers who made this possible are just as much hopeless dysfunctional wrecks as the rest of us.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say being a furry automatically makes you a dysfunctional wreck.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

No, but it took me ten minutes this morning to find where I’d randomly decided to put my keys on the floor next to the piano headphones, so that didn’t feel very functional.

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[–] Aliktren@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Glue, is how the wings stay on, really good glue

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hot glue or super glue? I mean super glue has super in the name

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Welding is just extreme hot glue, the hottest glue

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You will trigger a lot of people if you say that welding is gluing

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It is gluing, but it helps that the glue is hot enough to also melt the glued materials a little bit.

Soldering and brazing really are pretty much gluing, though. Fancy hot glue metal with fine tuned properties for penetration and beading.

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[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any type of glue is fine. Just stay away from the cardboard derivatives.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

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"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 40 points 1 week ago

Wokeness is what keeps them in the air, which is why they're falling out of it now

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

i remember when i thought these jokes were funny. now i know tons of people actually think like this and it's depressing rather than funny.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well I must admit, when the plane is resting on the ground, the wings droop down a lot. Then when airborne it's the other way around, the wings curve upwards as the fuselage hangs from them. In my mind nothing that big made of metal should be able to flex that much.

But since I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I have learned about material science, airplane design and engineering. And I have found out that it does indeed flex that much. It also isn't that thick, since it's only a skeleton wrapped with a very thin layer of metal. In fact if it didn't flex as much, it would be weaker and not stronger.

So the thing I really learnt is never to trust intuition when it comes to things like this.

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think large planes "look" like they can't work because their "relative speed" is really low


that is, their speed relative to their length. We're used to seeing birds cover tens of lengths per second, whereas a large airliner covers ~1ish per second at takeoff.

Or not, but this always seemed like a plausible explanation as to why planes look impossible. (Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...).

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

That's a really thoughtful take, I'm glad you shared. I think it has merit. I think proximity is a factor too. The public rarely gets up close to a jet, but I can attest from personal experience they seem much faster when you're closer during takeoff and landing.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...

Birds flying against the wind and staying in the same spot as a result do look kinda weird though. Especially if you are not aware/don't notice there is strong winds

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember a quote from an A380 pilot saying the plane doesn't look like it should be able to fly.

Even the people that fly them know they don't look like a flying object.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I get it. That plane is so disgusting the earth tries to keep it as far as possible from the ground.

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next time you see a plane imaging two hooks in the middle of the wings, a crane lifting up the plane with these two hooks and shaking it.

This give you a good approximation of what the forces in the plane are, and once you picture that you might think that there is no way the plane can hold up in this situation. Yet it does.

It's more like putting the plane in a bowl of jello and then shaking the bowl.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Anon, it took one hundred years of trial and errors in design and mechanical failures, resulting in hundreds of deaths, to perfect the dark arts of aviation.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My faith in humanity is so low that I 100% believe there are planes are not real truthers that's out there.

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Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

...fake and gay

Hey now. Let's not blame gay people for the common-sense-defying demon-wizard sorcery that engineers get up to when someone threatens to take away their calculators and caffeine.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Bruh some of the earliest planes were literally called biplanes. The gay has been complicit in aviation demon magic since the very beginning.

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[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides

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